Let it be known that I hate feminists in this day and age. I thank the feminists of yesteryear for their contributions and whatnot, but Christina Aguilera in her Stripped era and those fucking uppity cunts on Top Chef always whining about women not being appreciated in the kitchen can come wash my laundry and cook me a steak dinner any day of the week if their fingers aren’t filthy from the masturbatory self-pitying.
To be fair, all Michiganders do.
http://freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080520/NEWS05/80520065
Just a reminder of how tolerant you all are. I post this for the Ann Arborites, because you’re the first ones to talk about how fucking “open-minded” you are. You’re also to first ones to vehemently deny anything is wrong with your society. You’re a part of this, too, mofo.
Booya
And before anyone gets on my ass to tell me that queer is a bad word, go to hell and read a book. If you don’t understand the way I used it, you need to find another fight to fight or look up the word. Don’t forget “Michigander” was also derisive.
<3 Lotus Blossom
Please note that we do love hearing what people have to say, supportive or otherwise. Lotus Blossom for one enjoys hearing other people’s takes on this vicinity.
Some people really do love Ann Arbor. Maybe this is the town you grew up on, kissed your first girlfriend here, went to your first Klan meeting here …. whatever. We don’t. Both of us have lived in many, MANY places and find that this is the least enjoyable place we’ve come across, in our anecdotal opinions. By least enjoyable, we mean least evolved.
We respect your opinion, even though you might not understand respect ours. But don’t think that by writing “clever” comments that you’re dick slapping our opinions and hurting our feelings. We don’t have feelings. We’re not emo douchebags like you. We’re angry, cunty women who know what we like and know what we don’t like. And we don’t like this town.
That may seem a tad bit excessive to all you tree-hugging, liberal cry-babies out there, but I don’t give a fuck!! I hate people that think Ann Arbor is the place to be and be seen. These are just retarded hill-billies or sheltered upper-middle class trash that have never experienced anything remotely resembling culture or diversity (which, to those of us who aren’t of below average intelligence, means more than just having an “ethnic food” restaurant on every other corner).
These are the guys, and I use that term loosely, that seem to permeate every square inch of this low budget college town that is so desperately trying to be more than it is or ever will be. The “deuce bag” is the kind of MICHIGAN logo wearing, beer bong swillin, frat party throwin ass face that is the bane of my very existence. I hate how these morons cruise through town looking for underage trim cuz the chicks their age have caught on quick to their stench, if they’re smart that is. And they are the same dickless assholes that post stupid shit like this on Craigslist:
I’d like to meet a *single* white or hispanic woman, see if we click, and develop it into a friends with benefits relationship. Must be reasonably attractive with a decent figure that is wanting to have some occasional sexual fun. CURVES ARE GREAT. Prefer you have a good head on your shoulders and can handle this like a mature adult.
I am single, good looking, white, clean cut, educated. I’m free to hook up regularly. Distance shouldn’t be a problem as I can make the effort to come to you if this develops into a regular thing. Drop me an email if this interests you and we’ll talk further.
Hey ladies, I’m a huge douche bag with a small penis looking for a lady that doesn’t mind that (thus the very specific ethnicity request). I say I want to be friends with benefits, but I’m just looking for sex with a chick that isn’t my girlfriend. Curves are great…as long as they are in the boob area…there is no way a cracker like me could handle a JLO size ass! I prefer you have a good head on your shoulders so when I dump your ass after I’m done using you as a masturbatory tool, you don’t get all Fatal Attraction on me and boil the shit out of one of my pets.
I’m free to leave you completely sexually unsatisfied regularly when I’m not at a clan meeting or at the misogynists of America club. Drop me a line and make sure you have a picture ready, cuz even though I’m a hideous fucking chud, you MUST be amateur model material to further boost my immeasurably sized ego.
